Creature milk

Pejorative noun, refers to any non-vegetarian milk.

"This gay ass baristard ruined my caramel frappuccino with creature milk, it tastes like fucking smegma!! This is totally unacceptable!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025

Breast milk

People call it milk but its more like milk flavored cream

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU

by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

by Mongoose_GD May 25, 2022

Milk

The best drink in the world. It's good for your bones. If you're lactose intolerant or allergic to milk, I am so sorry.

Kid A: Hey man, do you want me to make you a glass of milk?
Kid B: Yeah, sure.

by localized3 April 18, 2023

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016