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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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jungkooks_lost_milk

jungkooks_lost_milk is a kpop tiktoker that has great contents and is very nice
jungkooks_lost_milk is the nicest kpop fanpage on TikTok
by jungkooks_lost_mill December 19, 2020
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ur dad gone no milk

when dad is gone because there is no milk but then it been 50 years he no here
jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk
by furry killer 69420 October 20, 2022
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Cleavage milkshake

when someone shits in a girls cleavage then the girl squezes her tits together and then you tit fuck her thus creating a milkshake
i gave shaniqua the best cleavage milkshake
by shvastickid September 27, 2009
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Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

See Nicole Kidman
I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
She would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps
by *Crumpet* June 24, 2007
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Milk in first

What weirdos do
Friend: I pour the milk in first
Me: *gasps *struggles to breathe *dies XD
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Strawberry Milk

A girl that you or your friend is fucking who is tiny/young looking. (At a bar, you'd have to order her strawberry milk.) ****chocolate milk is a variable.
Are you gonna get your girl a drink? I'm not sure if they serve strawberry milk here...
by Bdaddy June 10, 2015
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