Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020

Jakes

A word for the police.

Rah he got bagged by the jakes

by tee amour April 8, 2020

Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

Jakeema

Some girl from Chicago

Dave: Who’s jakeema?
Matt: That’s that light skinned girl from chicago

by Dooladoopboop May 13, 2020

Jakes

The jakes is a term for police

Oi fam quick the jakes are coming

by NEDL May 23, 2020

jakeyfish

JakeyFish is a Twitter account who posts about fortnite and stuff. He replies to anything fortnite related and is a nice person.

Bob: @Jakeyfish_ is a great guy

Simon: I know

by Defaultings dad September 4, 2020

jakedur

Jakedur is better than Reese and Brandon and Ron at Fortnite. Also post great content but his subscribers hate his Minecraft videos. And all the time people say sub to @JAKEDUR on YouTube.

Reese: hey bro I got clapped by jakedur
Brandon:I know right me to

by JAKEDUR October 27, 2020