Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.

"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."

by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009

fucks given

Zero fucks

"Zero Fucks Were Given"
"Zero Fucks Given"

by CoDRespawns November 13, 2013

fuck pig

Someone who will fuck anything, anywhere, anytime.

While advising mates in the pub etc...
"Stay away from Sue she's a complete fuck pig."

by Bex May 5, 2004

mom fuck

A mom fuck is the woman in the neighborhood who is willing to let anyone fuck her when her husband is away. She doesnt care if her kids are home or not. She enjoys showing off her body in skimpy, slutty clothes and lets men do anything they want to her, anytime. She'll answer the door in almost nothing or naked and let whoever is there in to fuck her.

Kathy is the neighborhood mom fuck. She loves getting her mouth, pussy, and ass stuffed whenever possible. Everyone knows that when her husband is away on business that she's available for anything. Men walking their dogs stop by for a quick fuck. Kathy just smiles and asks them what they would like to do. She bends over or lies back n spreads her legs or starts bouncing on his hard cock. If her kids are home she just sends them upstairs or outside for a few minutes.

by btld November 5, 2007

Fucking Stop

The appropriate reply to a dead baby joke.

Douche: What's pink, bubbly, and tapping on the glass? A de-

Guy: Fucking stop.

by Entr' Acte November 11, 2009

Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)

Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!

by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010

judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.

A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!

by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009