Cool Cat

People who think they are being "cool" or "funny" by doing a certain action or saying a certain thing, but it really comes out to look like they are uneducated morons.

Kissy, The Cool Cat.

by Becca April 20, 2005

Blue Cat

A lady that is post her "cougar days" and then some...

Dude, I am not going back to eat at that cafeteria - despite the great mac-n-cheese, it is nothing but a Blue Cat haven and all I have is a spork to defend myself.

by Retlow1103 May 20, 2011

Cat Killing

Cat Killing is when you masturbate using any form necissary. i.e. jacking off. otherwise an art of fantistic form. Derived from the phrase, "Every time you Masturbate God kills a kitten"

Dude, last night I killed a cat using this website, you should check it out.

by clanvulton September 29, 2005

tree cat

Hairy female genitals.....furry fanny......hairy pussy and such

Fuck I had a tree cat last night

by RobnDean July 31, 2005

Luke The Cat

A cat like male who sees the need to control everyone's life's and ruin relationships. Greasy hair and terrible foundation, with a lacking size penis, this cat male needs to be stopped before he spreads his fleas everywhere. Should be meowed at whenever saw.

Dude 1:Ohh look its luke the cat
Dude 2: Ooooh Felix!

by ilovecatsforlife345 January 19, 2009

Top Cat

A Top Cat is a woman that vagina odor lingers after she leaves the room.

Ehhwee!! It smells like a Top Cat used this restroom because she must have left the top of her cat in the toilet seat.

by DOMODOMO May 23, 2018

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017