law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.

Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.

by JezusFreek October 2, 2009

co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's niece's husband.

My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Marshall Law

When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.

Dude, things are getting serious in Thailand. They just declared Marshall Law.

by LawAnalystFrostedTips July 25, 2025

Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

by keyline26 December 12, 2017

stepnibling-in-law

1- Stepnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepnibling.

stepnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024