Out of pocket

Your Completely out of line...
Your Out of control..
Your Annoying or
Your Wild as hell

"they said Tom robbed that 711 yo!"
"Yo Tom is out of pocket"

by T. Petty October 15, 2019

Pocket Snap

When somoene send a snap of their penis from in there pocket

Girl 1: Omg Ori sent me a pocket snap
Girl 2: Was it big
Girl 1: It looks like a mole peaking out of a hole tbh

by Poo456 December 19, 2021

smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.

Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.

by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.

Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho

by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016