The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

ice

Something that looks like water but it is still.

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!

by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019

Vagnilla Ice

When a girlfiend or Wife leads you on to beleive you will get a sexual favor for a task but does not follow through once you complete the task.

My wife said if i cleaned her car i would get some bedroom action, but she never followed through..... "I was Vagnilla Iced Baby"

by Ronaldo the Great January 16, 2025

Ice cube

Jail term what do you call a water head trying to be a solid , a bloody ice cube.

Only way that guy is going to solid is if she a ice cube.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Natte Ice

1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natte Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.

Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natte Ice.

by Matte Ice May 2, 2011

Iced capp

When a bitch gives you head but she's cold hearted and doesn't want to do it.

Why you look so happy weren't you and your girl fighting last night?

Yeah but She ended up giving me an iced capp so it's all good.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

ice cream coning

When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone

Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.

by Salty Legs October 21, 2017