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Man Crazy

When a girl always thinks the guy she's with is 'the one', and when they break up she cries about it for a week rebounds to another guy a day after. if a girl is man crazy she isnt without a male companion for long.
Dave: I saw Sarah with ANOTHER guy

Bill: dude that hoe is man crazy
by McButterMilkBiscuit October 24, 2017
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man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.
"Batman stroked his man-jerky."
by L. Stroun March 2, 2007
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Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman
applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce
by cheesemgee February 5, 2019
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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"
by Chiip June 12, 2020
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P-man

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!
by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017
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man marking

The act of clinging to a female all night to prevent and other males from attempting contact
Oi thom, let that girl breathe dude! You've been man marking her all night
by thejanitor7 November 24, 2014
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N-man

Snopp Dogg: N-man stay BLUNNT.

*Starts smokin in front of white house*
by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019
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