slap a hoe

if there is a hoe is your life then slap them and hit them like no other

time to slap a hoe!!

by urmomislit April 19, 2019

Shlap

The feeling you get after vaping, sometimes also called getting domed. Levels of shlap may vary depending on the juice and device used to go on the shlap quest

“Dude I hit Jacobs nord the other day and I got the biggest shlap of my life! I couldn’t even stand up.”

by ChongMaster April 21, 2019

SlapChop

A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.

Person 1: Aww man I hate to slap and chop all of my vegetables! It takes so much time!
Person 2: But dude! Haven´t you heard about the slapChop? It slaps AND chops all of your vegetables! You can even use it with fruits!
Person 1: Hell yeah bro it sounds lit af!

*Buy your own slapChop in a store near you or on the internet! Please send in your social socialsecurity number and password to your bank account and get your slapChop in no time!

by Gilbert-Boy April 24, 2019

Slap

When someone roasts you in a way that it stings because it’s so true

Shannon: I really don’t want to go to work
Mark: that’s because you have no work ethic
Shannon: wow, what a slap

by Woahzthere April 28, 2019

Slap

The action of hitting a JUUL.

“Yo let me slap that JUUL”

by ShwankGod April 30, 2019

Sklap

Sklap

The sound from when youve slapped your nuts on a man or woman face and it leaves a red mark on there face

My nuts hit her so hard you could hear the Sklap

I'ma Sklap the bitches ass

by God man May 1, 2019

SLAP

Traditionally used for hitting someone on the face with your palm but in the texting world it abbreviates to 'Sounds Like A Plan'
Often used sarcastically for plans you would not want to be a part of or something unrealistic.

-What are you doing this weekend?
-Climbing Mount Everest
-SLAP

by gradgrad June 12, 2019