The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
by James Townsend January 23, 2019

by npc133 February 12, 2024

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.
The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.
by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

Where is your accomplice Tyrone?
" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."
" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."
by BluStarr September 6, 2016

Person 1 (Allan) - "Hey let's have Burner's Burnt Bird Chicken and Chips for dinner"
Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."
Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."
by The Burn Unit December 14, 2008

by BasicBitch69 April 30, 2015

by Kamala2021 March 28, 2021
