Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

Slug Pocket

An alternative term for plug socket.

"Excuse me!" said the cyclist, "Do you have any slug pockets I could use to charge my phone?"

by ghandim April 24, 2021

Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021

Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".

Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!

by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021

"Brokeback Pockets"

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.

Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".

by J. Ha February 4, 2009

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021