spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015

Dust Monkey

A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive

Josh is a Dust Monkey.

by Cheeeeeto January 10, 2016

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018

Monkey Slum

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.

Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.

by jabbercum January 25, 2019

monkey cookie

Poop from a monkey

Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad

by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018

deck monkey

A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.

Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?

by Piles999 June 10, 2018