Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
The social media trend where posts like "the name of the most racist person in your friend group starts with ..." almost exclusively use the letter J, actively discriminating against Jonathans, Jims, Jacobs, Joshs etc.
The current j-cism happening in the internet is deeply concerning.
Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.
Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.
by hadespelorios December 27, 2023
J-cisim: noun — A term coined to describe discrimination or prejudice against individuals whose names begin with the letter ‘J’. Practitioners of this at referee to as “J-Cist”
by Coal Wrld February 07, 2025
This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
by AinstuLive October 01, 2023
A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.
in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
by jukebox427 June 08, 2024
A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 16, 2024
by MrJizzShirt August 09, 2021