National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

sucks to suck

means it sucks to suck

u suck to suck meaning you smell really bad and means it sucks to suck

by kirstyncollins September 9, 2021

suck it

Most commonly used to tell someone to suck their phallus.

P1: Suck it

P2: Frick, you win.

by Smartereveryday100 April 26, 2022