Breast milk

People call it milk but its more like milk flavored cream

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU

by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

by Mongoose_GD May 25, 2022

Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Big Milk

Cool shit, good shit, Dope asf homie, swag, cash money, biggie balling.

Person1: found a sick dying rat, tryna fuck it?

Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm

by Big milk no skim July 12, 2024

Cockolate Milk

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.

Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.

by Jizmasters October 26, 2024

Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020