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Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown
After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."
by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020
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Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021
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Chocolate Wonderfall

When you have diarrhea and you shit on a man or woman's face; usu. prepared for by eating old yogurt and other dairy products past the "best by " date and not releasing it for a couple days.
I have to go to the store and get some yogurt and Saran Wrap to cover my bed with for the "Chocolate Wonderfall" i got percolating for my fiance.
by Spankmaster 333 October 28, 2022
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Chocolate slut

Someone who will do anything for chocolate
by Rrreeeee December 18, 2018
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chocolate pottery

when a boy and girl both shit on the same bed and see who can make the best sculpture
me and aisha did some chocolate pottery the other night should of seen my shitty sculpture!
by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025
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Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask
by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019
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