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Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger. 

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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Dick Cheese 

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance
I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.
Dick Cheese by Dickcheesemghee November 3, 2015

Nacho cheese

Throwing nacho cheese at a bitch (male or female), running at said bitch, licking the cheese off (during the process of fellatio from said bitch) and then proceeding to engage in anal sex.
Bruh, I totally nacho cheese'd that girl last night.
Nacho cheese by Tokenjalapeno69 October 19, 2017

Hippie mac and cheese 

Mac and Cheese made with only butter, no milk and of course the cheese that comes with. Some hippies put extra butter in their milkless Mac and Cheese.

Historical Note: My wife was "in another state of mind" (she's a hippie) and forgot to add the milk in our mac and cheese one night after some relaxation smoking. I was also " Very Relaxed" and thought it was delicious. And there on that historical night my hippie wife had created Hippie Mac and Cheese.
" Hey dear there's something different about this mac and cheese" I said. " Opps I forgot the butter, I guess were eating it hippie style tonight!" Said wife. "Thats okay dear I like Hippie Mac and Cheese". I said

Islam Penis Cheese 

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.
In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

Cheese mustache 

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".
Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache
Cheese mustache by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010