stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 22, 2021

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 08, 2021

Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.

wow she has a bad case of the booby boner

by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017