Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

anal hickie

A hickie that is right around the edge of the butthole so that it appears the butthole is larger than it is.

That prostitute had some mad anal hickies.

by Tkdawgg June 7, 2017

Chantilly Anal

A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.

Last night, I had Chantilly Anal.

by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017

anal guppy

My girlfriend tara

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched

by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017