Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

Du-eeeeeh Fish

That fish on SpongeBob who goes "du-eeeeeeh!" when he smells SpongeBob's breath.

SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, am I ugly?
Du-eeeeeh Fish: (Smells breath.) Du-eeeeeh!

by Scrumdidiliumptious August 2, 2011

Filet O' Fish

When you ejaculate into a female's vagina that has a yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis.

"I gave her the Filet O' Fish last night."

"What the fuck?"

by sexhaver6969696969 April 13, 2023

Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

Garbronzo the warrior fish

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

$40 fish platter

Pussy, Vagina.

More specifically, Vaginas provided by sex workers.

"Mane, Lil mama sells $40 fish platters on Snapchat"

by Experiment1051 October 10, 2021