top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

top

To give top is to give a blowjob

"didn't know she was your girlfriend when she gave me top"

by aiibro April 27, 2017

Up topped

When you catch the ball over someone in football

Paul got up topped by Deandre in the end zone yesterday

by Knight55 September 26, 2022

Space Top

The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.

"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."

by WannabeJoeU1day December 10, 2019

Top-Knobing

When someone is knobing a top dog or prominent person to gain a promotion or favor.

Look at her fancy Audi, how did she get that top job?

- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

dry top

When one places their hand upon another’s bra and feels the fabric/material of which the bra is made from.

“I dry topped that beour, her fabric is very good quality”

by Cheeky thing January 15, 2019

Top

To feel a woman's boobs (tits)

I just top your girl and she liked it

by RJFG_M8 January 14, 2016