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You're Sucking All My Bandwidth 

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
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Cock-Block-Sucker 

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.
I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.
Cock-Block-Sucker by gynxed May 5, 2011
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ur rubber ducky give sucky 

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.
Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker

Bitch wouldn't come out to fight, Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker

Huge dick sucker 

Huge dick sucker some one who sucks dick
Yo rhys your such a dick you suck so much dick and I can't belive you like men and your dick is so small you are a huge dick sucker

this website sucks 

When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000
Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks

i want your babys sucking on me 

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him
it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture