Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

shit is tight

Shit being tight refers to

1. proficiency and/or talent.

2. The outcome resulting from such proficiency or talent.

The term probably originated from boxing where close, tight punches are considered good form, whereas wild, open punches are poor form. If a fighter starts to swing wildly (throwing haymakers), his coach might yell out something like "Tighten up!" or "keep that shit tight!".

1. "This guy knows what he's doing. His shit is tight"

2. "Wow! Did you see that? That shit was TIGHT!"

by mathieud October 29, 2007

trippy shit

stuff that trips you out when high on an illegal substance.

this is some trippy shit

by charlic September 19, 2013

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

shit paw

When shit sticks to a cat's paw when he uses the litter box.

Don't let Golem the Cat climb on your lap---he's got shit paw.

by Golem the Cat March 24, 2008

ape-shit

to get so angry that you lose control and start waving your arms around whilst screaming abuse, a violent attack on someone or something

i got that pissed off so bad I was gonna go ape-shit,that clown deserved it when a smashed him when I went ape-shit

by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

shit shifter

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

by L. Beck December 16, 2008