the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

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Pulling A Rogue One

When the director / creators of a movie or short film creates main characters that are pleasing and attachable to the audience, But then Kills them all off in a heartbreaking way

Hey man, did you finish the Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare campaign?

Yeah I did . The creators went with the idea of Pulling A Rogue One

Dang dude. That's depressing

by The Eye Of Glory April 23, 2017

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five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

by FRANK B February 24, 2008

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One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis

Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

by pointy9876543210987654321 May 20, 2010

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The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

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