kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015

spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015

Dust Monkey

A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive

Josh is a Dust Monkey.

by Cheeeeeto January 10, 2016

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018

Monkey Slum

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.

Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.

by jabbercum January 25, 2019