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Heard of me?

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.
Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"
by RandyPants December 22, 2010
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hoe me

When one decides to not stick to a plan
Why the hell did Marquisha hoe me because she wanted that good dick?
by THAT RED HEAD CUNT January 25, 2018
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Dick Me

Basically, the male version of a pick me.

Dick Me's don't hesitate to bring up sex and dicks in the middle of unrelated conversations (and not for comedic effect either).
Jacob is such a dick me, my God.
by look behind you :) July 22, 2021
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waterfall me

The act of giving someone some of your own water (usually from a water bottle) by pourIng the water into their mouth without letting them make actual bodily contact with the water bottle.
"You forgot your water bottle today, were you thirsty?"

"No, my friends always waterfall me."
by KirsySon October 10, 2015
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fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do
jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!


mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me
by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019
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slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.
John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014
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Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
by pentacookie December 31, 2007
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