Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Reverend Green 

n. Common reference to the great soul singer Al Green, whose greatest hit was "Let's Stay Together." It was in the early 1970s that Green san a run of hits that made him not just an R&B star but a pop icon. Since 1976, Green has concentrated on gospel music, recording numerous albums, but only two pop offerings. Since 1979, he has led his Baptist congregation, the Full Gospel Tabernacle, in Memphis, Tenn. For his release in 2007, "Everything’s OK," Green embraces both worlds by releasing a "secular" album under the name The Reverend Al Green.

"I wanted to put on this album who I am—to 'fess up to it! I'm the Reverend Al Green, and everybody calls me that, from Argentina all the way to the Catskills. So that's who I am."

"They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But you got a prayer in Memphis"
-- Marc Cohn, 'Walking in Memphis'

Reverend Green by Dan Weyandt April 1, 2008

fanfiction green 

Fanfiction Green is the color of Jensen Ackles' eyes.

Person 1: What color is Jensen's eyes?
Person 2: His eyes are fanfiction green.

fanfiction green by Kitty Sutton October 9, 2013

Red Green 

(n.) Probably the best show on the CBC. As an American living near the Canadian border in Michigan, I love to watch the Red Green Show.

Sketch comedy and a very small plot. Every episode includes random sketches, Red's thoughts on being Middle-aged, and the antics of the members of Possum Lodge. Every episode also has a small plotline that is set on the main floor of the lodge. Red and Harold (his geeky nephew) and the other members get into trouble or other shenanigans. Before the show ends, the plot is somehow sorted out.

Red Green is also infamous for his use of Duct Tape on almost everything. On a sketch called "The Handyman Corner" Red rigs a device to do a very simple job using only duct tape and very old/outdated or useless items. (Most involve an old car)

The man's prayer: "I'm a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess."

Joe: "Man, did you watch Red Green?"
Martin: "Yeah, now I know another use for duct tape."

Red Green: Today on the Handyman Corner, we are going to turn this busted down car into a washing machine.

Red Green by Friendly American May 3, 2006

Feeling Green 

This is the emotion you feel when something unfortunate happens. It is caused by some type of upsetting news or action.

Aka:

When you take an L and are sick to your stomach.

Aaron: “crap, I wrecked my car”

Grace: “I bet you’re feeling Green”

Or:

Tyler: Dog did your girlfriend break up with you?

Colby: “Yea, I’m feeling green”

Feeling Green by Tyburd July 18, 2018

Hank Green 

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.

Someone: Hank Green, can I eat grass?
Hank: Eat grass... eat grass.

Hank Green by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020

wood green 

A big shithole in north london where people have no common sense except to open schools and shops

People in wood green know only four words:fuck, bruv, ayy and chicken

wood green by dj mojo November 13, 2013