douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.

Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .

by Matzy15 July 14, 2017

Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.

Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.

by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020

Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017

Moby douche

A different version of moby dick that is a huge duchebag. He eats dick and sucks balls.

Hey Bill, I found a moby douche in the ocean. It appears he has a huge cock in his mouth

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Douche

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

by A. Victim September 26, 2009

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 23, 2023