Clitter dick

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.

Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!

by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008

Dick Pleaser

A term to define the "slut" or "whore" of the group who has been with too many men to count.

Can also be a guy... if your into that kind of thing.

"I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real Dick Pleaser"

by Avira August 7, 2009

Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.

My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.

by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009

Pinky Dick

A dick so small it is mistaken for a pinky finger.

"Damn, I can't get down with a guy who has a pinky dick."

by kattoo13 November 29, 2007

Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

by Stu March 14, 2004

Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.

Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control

by T. Faller December 6, 2015