Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.

“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”

by Kasem123 April 7, 2024

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Bean

Something or someone so cute,chubby,weird,small,amazing, and or the best person ever

You are my special bean.
My little bean and big bean.
You're my cuddlebean for life.

by Bad Bitches in the Club May 22, 2017

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.

She really likes to milk the bean

by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021

bean hub

bean hub sexualized beans

uh ima go on bean hub

by vgugf February 1, 2021

Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.

"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"

by RealCambino June 7, 2017