I luv You

What a person says to their girl/boyfriend when they do not want to commit to saying "I love you"

Boy: I love you Ashley
Girl: Aww, I luv you too
(sheesh that had to hurt!!)

by AshleyF88 February 10, 2003

i see ya

i respect you- i am proud of you

-i got an A in math

-aight kidd i see ya!

by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.

Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by Jiefu January 8, 2009

I am dick

When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.

Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.

Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.

GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.

BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.

by TLTheriault October 29, 2011

I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.

Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."

by f3gf August 22, 2011

I Love Lamp

A quote from "Anchorman - The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy"

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.

Brick Tamland: I love... desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

by Dave and the Mission September 11, 2009

so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

by zzat January 19, 2004