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Triple Take

When one woman takes three dicks at once, she gets the triple take
Vicky was excited for the triple take on Saturday night with Evan, Marcus and Mike
by Brilliantlyboring February 25, 2019
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Take a toothpick to it

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.
mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies
by heartsformyself August 11, 2024
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Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.
Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.
by Random Scotty April 7, 2022
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