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by qnce May 14, 2021

Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 27, 2019

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023

Piss Shiver

That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.

'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'

by K9123 May 30, 2024

West coast piss on em

What the Bears are gonna do to Padua

Henry: we need to win!
James: we’re gonna west coast piss on em!

by The Bev guy December 21, 2024

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 19, 2019

pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 03, 2021