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Middle school

A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3

get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.

This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies

Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
mugGet the Middle schoolmug.

Middle school

You go to middle school? Good luck in hell.
by P e p p a September 5, 2019
mugGet the Middle schoolmug.

Central Square Middle School

A shitty ass motherfucking school with tons of racists, methheads, crackheads, and every other drugs known to mankind.Don’t get me started on the school lunches. It’s made of slightly edible rubber and the nuggs are just rubber it’s not even edible.
Dad: we are moving to central square and you are going to Central Square Middle School
Kid: Just send me to fucking North Korea instead
by FlowerFriend837 November 8, 2023
mugGet the Central Square Middle Schoolmug.

Oolitic Middle School

only the definition of failures go here. you walk in the bathroom and see two girls having sex, look away. you walk upstairs and see two dudes fondling eachother, normal shit. if you dont come back from your weekend and tell everyone about how you smoked weed, drank and fucked bitches, just transfer.
Oolitic Middle School is the only place i wouldnt want my kids to go
by emofag69420 September 23, 2021
mugGet the Oolitic Middle Schoolmug.

Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS

A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.
“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
Unfortunately
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
by Fml____6 April 10, 2023
mugGet the Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMSmug.

Watkins Middle School

some shitty school with some afro mf as the lunch ap and fights like every week and have to wear clear backpacks for no reason
person:you go to watkins middle school?

person:yeah it sucks
by watkins sucks🙏 September 10, 2021
mugGet the Watkins Middle Schoolmug.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.
by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024
mugGet the Bianca (no middle name) Parsonsmug.

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