Jesus

Our lord and saviour

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

“Our lord and saviour you sinner”

by Kdiz August 16, 2021

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

Oh lord jesus

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

by issasneak August 10, 2017

Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.

Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine

by The Bitch of Sin December 29, 2024

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).

-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you

by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024