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Ghettorita 

A mixed drink consisting of Squirt soda and any tequila you so desire. Margarita for the poor! Feel free to throw in a lime and some salt on the rim for taste.
squirt and tequila! with lime and salt of course. "This Ghettorita is fanfuckingtastic!"
Ghettorita by seetherfreak21 December 15, 2009

Ghettorosexual 

n. a heterosexual, sexually active, ghetto person who knows their way around a hood

adj. A person who is showing off something ghetto like i.e. insane dance moves, rapping skills,booty smacking skills, etc., while one or more women rub against him, craving his attention
n. Demarcus is ghettorosexual.

adj. John was acting very ghettorosexual yesterday at the mall.

ghettoplex 

A crackerbox apartment building with crappy amenities and questionable neighbors. ALSO: the psychological condition of distress associated with living there.
"I hate my landlord, I fear my neighbors, please, God, get me out of this ghettoplex!"
ALSO: "Poor John. He's been living in that dump so long he has developed a severe ghettoplex!"

gettopig 

da private undercover police insight da hetto
deam shiz ,da hettopig is sniffin my roots
gettopig by doORag August 18, 2005
A play on the word 'ghetto' that is an expression and freely used.
1) Ghettatto. (used out of the blue for the sake of saying it)
2) Dude that's ghettatto. (in response to something not cool)
2) meon, I ought to smack you, that's f***ing ghettatto... Uncool. (in response to something sheerly stupid that can only be accomplished by a true jibtek, or jibtek warrior on at least day 10.)
ghettatto by lonestar50721 July 11, 2006

gettoitiveness 

Similar to concrastination, the ability to start the work you need to do without putting it off or dragging your feet.
Dude 1: "Man, even though I told myself last month I was going to get my car fixed up so I could start hypermiling, I just never got to it."

Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."
gettoitiveness by Adel7 September 23, 2007