Simp

Do not listen to those jake boys who call guys simps because they respect women.

A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.

Dude: Yo, i just bought my significant other a whole car, and random gifts.

his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.

by swaggy short boy April 6, 2021

SIMP

When a man doesn’t spend time with the boys and spends time with his girlfriend.

Joe: Hey dude want to play?
Alex: nah I’m spending time with my girlfriend, I can’t hang out with the boys today
Joe: You SIMP

by Spongabobbo March 6, 2020

Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck

"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"

by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016

Simp

Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.

Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"

by Słoneczny! May 20, 2020

Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by anonymous July 11, 2021

SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp

Simp- Refers to a person(s) who will do anything in him/hers power to get the upmost attention from a male/female. This mostly affects men. Some side affects are hanging out with men/women a lot, rejecting your friends to go hang out with men/women, only wanting men’s/women's attention.

Man-*hangs out with a women instead of his friend all the time*

Mans Friend- your a simp

Man-sorry man I’m a simp now

by IIHoudiniII March 31, 2020