Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.

I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

by Super Fox January 22, 2014