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Making titscuits

When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.
"Owwww!"

"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."
by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025
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balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.
"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits
by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025
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Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.
Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!
by Dave&SK July 7, 2011
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off its tits

Chains of Olympus is a PSP-exclusive prequel installment in the God of War series, a bunch of games that combine an (at best) loose understanding of Greek mythology with a level of violence that hovers somewhere between "excessive" and "completely off its tits."
by Malreynolds June 28, 2014
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Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
by _Jacques March 28, 2016
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Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
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tweez my tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now
by jben20852@gmail.com December 3, 2016
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