The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
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also
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because only bad drummers do it
to cover up how bad they are.
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer
he's number 5 on my drum god list
also
he never spins his sticks
because only bad drummers do it
to cover up how bad they are.
hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?
what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!
what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!
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