blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

Jazz Spurs

Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.

He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.

Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.

Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban

2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?

3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal

by thathandleisalreadyinusebysm1 July 24, 2015

rusty spum

When a man has not ejaculated for a large amount of time, typically 4 months or more, his stored semen becomes old. When he finally does release his load, the semen comes out off colored, sometimes yellowish or slightly brown to red. That semen is called rusty spum.

After his extended vacation, Dave's wife found him to have rusty spum.

by IvanaJohnsonInc. May 4, 2016

Fun Spunge

Somebody who sucks the life blood out of any and all forms of enjoyment expressed by others.

God I'm glad Bex isn't here, it's impossible to have fun around that girl, she's such a fun spunge.

by Jakob lew October 24, 2016

foodget spunner

A foodget spunner is a fidget toy that has already spun and has food on it, thus making it a foodget spunner. :)

That's such a good foodget spunner

by Tigerflamer June 30, 2017

Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.

Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat

by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017

drew spurlock

a sexy ass nigga who can take your bitch at any time he plays hella sports and has a big ass dick

that guy is so hot hes a drew spurlock

by im behind you ;) January 29, 2018