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One of Gibbs's rules from NCIS: Your case, your lead.
Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.
Rule 38 by rizzy6 March 7, 2017

5 second rule 

When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.
Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article

5 second rule 

The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.
I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.
Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.
Rule 13 by M.Q. Ross August 17, 2011

Rule 249 

Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"

Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."

Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"

-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249
Rule 249 by FactorBep December 22, 2020

CEO of Rule 63 

A nigga who shitposts and copy-pastes memes. Will fucking rule 63 u or even futa while you are in-active in Discord.
"Oh shit its the CEO of Rule 63! RUN!!!"
CEO of Rule 63 by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019