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Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.
That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!
by Paama_ January 27, 2026
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California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
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seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible
cold potato is very fun!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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