Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

Piss Fill

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.

He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"

by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Piss head

Donald Trump, 45th president of the USA.

(On Twitter): @realDonaldTrump good night, piss head!

by MewGav March 1, 2019

Pissed

For some reason, it is a cure word. It means to be angry or TRIGGERED. It also means to become extremely drunk. Like drunk to the tee.

1) Yo, dis dude is pissed. Stop wrecking his car, man.
2) How many drinks did this guy have to get so pissed?

by dead_inside_fag March 2, 2019

Piss

Can either reffer to
1) Body fluids
2) Expensive diamonds

P1: My diamond's piss
P2: Respecc

by yung rage March 5, 2019