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FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit
"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"
by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
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piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good
Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019
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Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019
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Piss like a store horse

I had to piss like a store horse
by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019
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Piss

Dis be dat juice! DO NOT DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOE said i need to go to the bathroom then opened his panties and PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by gjtrjhoptyjhl May 1, 2019
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.
john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin
by the cuck champion May 14, 2019
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