Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass

Fancy a pint of hulk piss?

by JB1980 November 8, 2013

Piss Baby

1. Infant, or Newborn {in rare cases Fetus} made of urine.

2. Thinking you are pregnant, but it just being a fat load of urine.

Jeff: “Hey!! You said you just got pregnant! When is the first ultrasound?”

Laura:”Nahh. Just a Piss Baby.”

by melodywastaken May 22, 2021

Octo-piss

Ceremonial urination in which an Octopus is the target of multiple streams of female piss.

She truly enjoyed that Octo-piss.

He doesn't deserve to die, but He deserves an Octo-piss.

You are really starting to Octo-piss me off!

by Too Soon Jr. June 20, 2017

Pissed

To be mad or hate someone

I’m pissed your my father.

Or
I’m pissed at you dad.

by WrathDemon034 February 17, 2020