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old dusty

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty
by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020
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old wok

An Old Wykehamist / alumnus of Winchester College, England.
Rishi Sunak is an Old Wok and has nice hair.
by anonymous February 26, 2021
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible
by lizzie420 January 22, 2020
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old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
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Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth
That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo
by Face tickler July 2, 2025
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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