Michael 

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes Michael breaking mirrors again all he’s doing is looking in them. Weird.

Michael by Giowise13 February 23, 2022

Michael 

Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.

Hey look at Michael. Gayass homo

Michael by _Beta_ February 24, 2022

michaelaftussy69420 

Me aka the most cringe mf ever

Woah Jim, Michaelaftussy69420 is a nerd

michaelaftussy69420 by Michaelaftussy March 2, 2022

michael 

Michael. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect.

michael has the perfect smile

michael by cumisthebestsnack March 4, 2022

Michael 

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

Michael by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michael 

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14

His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything

Michael by My name is Michael March 6, 2022

Michael 

The introverted teen reading this right now

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.

Michael by cheems1 March 7, 2022