Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”

Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”

by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019

Tiny meat gang

Tiny meat gang is one of the most elite group of people that can do anything from music to making a podcast so pretty much everything they are all funny and probably could get it

Person 1: “I was just watching Noel Miller and Cody Ko they are so funny”

Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”

by Yaboyuhhhskinnypenis October 13, 2019

Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019

meat loving vegan

Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.

Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.

Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?

by Irechan April 25, 2017

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 12, 2017

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017