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Kill John Lennon

A phrase one chants when experiencing blackouts after reading the famous novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger.
Butters: Kill John Lennon! KILL JOHN LENNON! Kill John Lennon! Kill John Lennon!
Butters: Hey, dad, where does John Lennon live?
Stephen: John Lennon's dead, Butters.
Butters: Aww, dangit!
by PNurBH June 7, 2022
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John Mulaney syndrome

Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
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Liquid Long Johns

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
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andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.
hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!
by codork May 28, 2009
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Why Hello John

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.
Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.
by Ain't no shabby cabbie May 26, 2011
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St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.
I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.
by dawnmusic May 11, 2016
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John Do ak

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.
Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.
by You'reatowel December 28, 2008
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